I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
I JUST CAN’T ORDER.
how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient
Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time
imagine if you accidentally sent your sext in a howler
[Opens Howler] I’LL LET YOU WHOMP MY WILLOW ANYTIME
I just spit water everywhere